I think you should buy this book so that when I come to the pet store, you'll be nice to me. When my grandmother takes me to the vet... you'll listen to her and be nice to both of us. I'd like my mom to be able to use her cell phone without having to have it fixed by some mean man all the time. But the very most important thing is; whenever, wherever you see me, at the bank, the pet store, the vet, anywhere... please make sure you give me a treat. And make sure you buy this book so you can become a better employee, customer, and employer. Good luck!
Uh, oh, gotta go... squirrel!